MNMU week 5 preview

MNM UNIVERSITY XVII
WEEK 5 PREVIEW
DEMENTORS (2-2) at HEAD JOCKEY (2-2)

SERIES DEMENTORS JOCKEY

SERIES LEADER JOC 9-4

SERIES STREAK JOC W2

LAST WEEK W(FUG 98-79) W(COC 159-141)

LAST GAME JOC 148-94(17w5)

OFFENSE 547 PF 612 PF

DEFENSE 545 PA 581 PA

QUARTERBACKS K MURRAY(109) T MCSORLEY(108)

RUNNING BACKS O ZACCHEAUS(61) B SNELL(101)

RECEIVERS G DORTCH(58) R BUSSEY(60)

POWER RANK 6 4

FORECAST:

“When you are used to losing you do stupid things like that. Which all of you are. “ Matt

HEAD by 16.5

REDSHIRTS (1-3) at BLUE HORSESHOE (0-4)

SERIES REDSHIRTS HORSESHOE

SERIES LEADER N/A N/A

SERIES STREAK N/A N/A

LAST WEEK L(BOW 127-154) L(TOR 131-137)

LAST GAME N/A N/A

OFFENSE 560 PF 494 PF

DEFENSE 563 PA 572 PA

QUARTERBACKS M PERRY(97) D HASKINS(96)

RUNNING BACKS J LARKIN(77) J MOORE(46)

RECEIVERS D COX(59) DK METCALF(60)

POWER RANK 9 ur

FORECAST:

“there is nothing wrong with a lawn maintenace career you snob.” Matt

REDSHIRTS by 16.5

AZUCAR (1-3) at LEGION of DOOM (2-2)

SERIES AZUCAR LOD

SERIES LEADER LOD 24-7

SERIES STREAK LOD W2

LAST WEEK L(DD 114-134) L (TIO 115-123)

LAST GAME LOD 159-144 (17w5)

OFFENSE 534 PF 586 PF

DEFENSE 603 PA 571 PA

QUARTERBACKS J STIDHAM(48) B PERKINS(105)

RUNNING BACKS D SINGLETARY(96) J WASHINGTON(86)

RECEIVERS J JUEDY(72) AJ BROWN(56)

POWER RANK 8 5

FORECAST:

“good thing we played a crappy team this week and got lucky. Doomie you paper CHUMP” Matt

LOD by 13

TIO PEPE (4-0) at COCKTAILS (0-4)

SERIES TIO PEPE COCKTAILS

SERIES LEADER EVEN 3-3

SERIES STREAK TIO W1

LAST WEEK W(LOD 153-145) L(JOC 141-159)

LAST GAME TIO 153-145 (17w5)

OFFENSE 571 PF 507 PF

DEFENSE 533 PA 579 PA

QUARTERBACKS J HERBERT(92) D KING(126)

RUNNING BACKS T WILLIAMS(71) J HILL(71)

RECEIVERS M BROWN(59) D JOHNSON(54)

POWER RANK 1 ur

FORECAST:

“I won the college and pro leagues so who are the losers. I don’t need Mel Kiper to tell me who’s good.” Matt

TIO by 16

DOOMSDAY (3-1) at FIRE UP the GRILL (3-1)

SERIES DOOMSDAY FIRE UP

SERIES LEADER DD 4-0

SERIES STREAK DD W4

LAST WEEK W(AZU 134-114) L(DEM 79-98)

LAST GAME DD 161-79 (17w5)

OFFENSE 584 PF 456 PF

DEFENSE 535 PA 421 PA

QUARTERBACKS N FITZGERALD(88) D LOCK(101)

RUNNING BACKS M SANDERS(85) S BROOKS(64)

RECEIVERS E HALL(61) D PEOPLES-JONES(41)

POWER RANK 3 7

FORECAST:

Alstott, Coates, TD. I’m not saying I don’t make bad picks, the rest of you losers make worse.” Matt

DOOMSDAY by 22

TORNADOES (2-2) at BOWDENATORS (4-0)

SERIES TORNADOES BOWDENATORS

SERIES LEADER BOW 3-2

SERIES STREAK BOW W1

LAST WEEK W(HOR 137-131) W(RED 154-127)

LAST GAME BOW 113-96 (17w8)

OFFENSE 477 PF 548 PF

DEFENSE 500 PA 473 PA

QUARTERBACKS E DUNGEY(11) T TAGOVILOA(92)

RUNNING BACKS M WEBER(58) T ETIENNE(77)

RECEIVERS L HUMPHREY(55) JJ A-WHITESIDE(84)

POWER RANK 10 2

FORECAST:

“give me a magazine, a pencil and a paper and I’ll outdraft you pansies anyday.” Matt

BOWDENATORS by 17.5

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