MNMU week 5 preview

MNM UNIVERSITY XVII
WEEK 5 PREVIEW
DEMENTORS (2-2) at HEAD JOCKEY (2-2)

SERIES DEMENTORS JOCKEY

SERIES LEADER JOC 9-4

SERIES STREAK JOC W2

LAST WEEK W(FUG 98-79) W(COC 159-141)

LAST GAME JOC 148-94(17w5)

OFFENSE 547 PF 612 PF

DEFENSE 545 PA 581 PA

QUARTERBACKS K MURRAY(109) T MCSORLEY(108)

RUNNING BACKS O ZACCHEAUS(61) B SNELL(101)

RECEIVERS G DORTCH(58) R BUSSEY(60)

POWER RANK 6 4

FORECAST:

“When you are used to losing you do stupid things like that. Which all of you are. “ Matt

HEAD by 16.5

REDSHIRTS (1-3) at BLUE HORSESHOE (0-4)

SERIES REDSHIRTS HORSESHOE

SERIES LEADER N/A N/A

SERIES STREAK N/A N/A

LAST WEEK L(BOW 127-154) L(TOR 131-137)

LAST GAME N/A N/A

OFFENSE 560 PF 494 PF

DEFENSE 563 PA 572 PA

QUARTERBACKS M PERRY(97) D HASKINS(96)

RUNNING BACKS J LARKIN(77) J MOORE(46)

RECEIVERS D COX(59) DK METCALF(60)

POWER RANK 9 ur

FORECAST:

“there is nothing wrong with a lawn maintenace career you snob.” Matt

REDSHIRTS by 16.5

AZUCAR (1-3) at LEGION of DOOM (2-2)

SERIES AZUCAR LOD

SERIES LEADER LOD 24-7

SERIES STREAK LOD W2

LAST WEEK L(DD 114-134) L (TIO 115-123)

LAST GAME LOD 159-144 (17w5)

OFFENSE 534 PF 586 PF

DEFENSE 603 PA 571 PA

QUARTERBACKS J STIDHAM(48) B PERKINS(105)

RUNNING BACKS D SINGLETARY(96) J WASHINGTON(86)

RECEIVERS J JUEDY(72) AJ BROWN(56)

POWER RANK 8 5

FORECAST:

“good thing we played a crappy team this week and got lucky. Doomie you paper CHUMP” Matt

LOD by 13

TIO PEPE (4-0) at COCKTAILS (0-4)

SERIES TIO PEPE COCKTAILS

SERIES LEADER EVEN 3-3

SERIES STREAK TIO W1

LAST WEEK W(LOD 153-145) L(JOC 141-159)

LAST GAME TIO 153-145 (17w5)

OFFENSE 571 PF 507 PF

DEFENSE 533 PA 579 PA

QUARTERBACKS J HERBERT(92) D KING(126)

RUNNING BACKS T WILLIAMS(71) J HILL(71)

RECEIVERS M BROWN(59) D JOHNSON(54)

POWER RANK 1 ur

FORECAST:

“I won the college and pro leagues so who are the losers. I don’t need Mel Kiper to tell me who’s good.” Matt

TIO by 16

DOOMSDAY (3-1) at FIRE UP the GRILL (3-1)

SERIES DOOMSDAY FIRE UP

SERIES LEADER DD 4-0

SERIES STREAK DD W4

LAST WEEK W(AZU 134-114) L(DEM 79-98)

LAST GAME DD 161-79 (17w5)

OFFENSE 584 PF 456 PF

DEFENSE 535 PA 421 PA

QUARTERBACKS N FITZGERALD(88) D LOCK(101)

RUNNING BACKS M SANDERS(85) S BROOKS(64)

RECEIVERS E HALL(61) D PEOPLES-JONES(41)

POWER RANK 3 7

FORECAST:

Alstott, Coates, TD. I’m not saying I don’t make bad picks, the rest of you losers make worse.” Matt

DOOMSDAY by 22

TORNADOES (2-2) at BOWDENATORS (4-0)

SERIES TORNADOES BOWDENATORS

SERIES LEADER BOW 3-2

SERIES STREAK BOW W1

LAST WEEK W(HOR 137-131) W(RED 154-127)

LAST GAME BOW 113-96 (17w8)

OFFENSE 477 PF 548 PF

DEFENSE 500 PA 473 PA

QUARTERBACKS E DUNGEY(11) T TAGOVILOA(92)

RUNNING BACKS M WEBER(58) T ETIENNE(77)

RECEIVERS L HUMPHREY(55) JJ A-WHITESIDE(84)

POWER RANK 10 2

FORECAST:

“give me a magazine, a pencil and a paper and I’ll outdraft you pansies anyday.” Matt

BOWDENATORS by 17.5

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MNMU week 4 preview

MNM UNIVERSITY XVII
WEEK 4 PREVIEW
COCKTAILS (0-3) at HEAD JOCKEY (1-2)

SERIES COCKTAILS JOCKEY

SERIES LEADER JOC 18-10

SERIES STREAK JOC W2

LAST WEEK L(DEM 137-141) L (DD 112-157)

LAST GAME JOC 151-88(17w8)

OFFENSE 366 PF 453 PF

DEFENSE 420 PA 440 PA

QUARTERBACKS D KING(105) T MCSORLEY(85)

RUNNING BACKS J HILL(55) J TAYLOR(82)

RECEIVERS O JOHNSON(36) A ISABELLA(54)

POWER RANK ur 7

FORECAST:

Cocktails at 0-3, what happened. Doesn’t get any easier with HEAD up. HEAD looking to stay in striking distance with a big win here.

HEAD by 29

TORNADOES (1-2) at BLUE HORSESHOE (0-3)

SERIES TORNADOES HORSESHOE

SERIES LEADER HOR 10-1

SERIES STREAK HOR W4

LAST WEEK L (FUG 82-102) L (TIO 128-120)

LAST GAME HOR 128-120 (17w5)

OFFENSE 340 PF 363 PF

DEFENSE 369 PA 435 PA

QUARTERBACKS E DUNGEY(70) D HASKINS(70)

RUNNING BACKS M WEBER(55) J MOORE(22)

RECEIVERS L HUMPHREY(41) M MANNIX(54)

POWER RANK 10 ur

FORECAST:

HORSESHOE at 0-3. Has the game passed him by, I remember the days when it was “give me a pencil and a magazine and I’ll outdraft you idiots anyday.” Must be getting too old to stay awake for those west coast games. I will have to put him out of his misery and send him to 0-4.

HORSESHOE by 7.5

TIO PEPE (3-0) at LEGION of DOOM (2-1)

SERIES TIO PEPE LOD

SERIES LEADER TIO 16-13

SERIES STREAK LOD W3

LAST WEEK W(HOR 111-108) L (BOW 119-138)

LAST GAME LOD 199-165 (17wFB)

OFFENSE 448 PF 471 PF

DEFENSE 418 PA 448 PA

QUARTERBACKS J HERBERT(74) B PERKINS(79)

RUNNING BACKS T WILLIAMS(68) J WASHINGTON(79)

RECEIVERS M BROWN(59) M GREEN(52)

POWER RANK 1 2

FORECAST:

GotW here. A rematch of the championship, does TIO get some measure of revenge here. Two top teams in an early season match-up.

LOD by 7.5

FIRE UP the GRILL (3-0) at DEMENTORS (1-2)

SERIES FIRE UP DEMENTORS

SERIES LEADER FUG 1-0

SERIES STREAK FUG W1

LAST WEEK W (TOR 102-82) W (COC 141-137)

LAST GAME FUG 123-113 (17w8)

OFFENSE 377 PF 449 PF

DEFENSE 323 PA 466 PA

QUARTERBACKS D LOCK(85) K MURRAY(81)

RUNNING BACKS S BROOKS(57) O ZACCHEAUS(58)

RECEIVERS D PEOPLES-JONES(40) G DORTCH(52)

POWER RANK 5 6

FORECAST:

FIRE UP looking good so far. Can they keep it up versus the DEMENTORS. The DEMENTORS took a year off last year but look to return to there dominance.

DEMENTORS by 24

DOOMSDAY (2-1) at AZUCAR (1-2)

SERIES DOOMSDAY AZUCAR

SERIES LEADER AZU 3-2

SERIES STREAK DD W

LAST WEEK W (JOC 157-112) W (RED 178-167)

LAST GAME DD 124-86 (13w10)

OFFENSE 450 PF 420 PF

DEFENSE 421 PA 469 PA

QUARTERBACKS N FITZGERALD(75) B STOCKSTILL(46)

RUNNING BACKS L THOMAS(63) D SINGLETARY(64)

RECEIVERS E HALL(61) J JUEDY(64)

POWER RANK 4 8

FORECAST:

AZUCAR looks to get 2 wins in a row but face off against a tough DOOMSDAY squad. Hopefully we can get in a full slate of games this week to make it an exciting matchup.

DOOMSDAY by 10

BOWDENATORS (3-0) at REDSHIRTS (1-2)

SERIES BOWDENATORS REDSHIRTS

SERIES LEADER RED 1-0

SERIES STREAK RED W1

LAST WEEK W (LOD 138-119) L (AZU 167-178)

LAST GAME RED 152-71 (17w5)

OFFENSE 394 PF 433 PF

DEFENSE 346 PA 409 PA

QUARTERBACKS M FINE(68) M PERRY(93)

RUNNING BACKS Z MOSS(55) J LARKIN(77)

RECEIVERS JJ A-WHITESIDE(64) G JENNINGS(45)

POWER RANK 3 9

FORECAST:

BOWDENATORS looking real tough so far and the next test is the REDSHIRTS. REDSHIRTS need to hang tough and get some more scoring from their key personnel.

REDSHIRTS by 13

MNMU week 3 preview

MNM UNIVERSITY XVII
WEEK 3 PREVIEW
HEAD JOCKEY (1-1) at DOOMSDAY (1-1)

SERIES HEAD JOCKEY DOOMSDAY

SERIES LEADER JOC 17-16-2

SERIES STREAK DD W1

LAST WEEK W (HOR 163-95) L (TIO 132-149)

LAST GAME DD 174-170(17w10)

OFFENSE 341 PF 293 PF

DEFENSE 283 PA 309 PA

QUARTERBACKS T MCSORLEY(48) T MARSHALL(46)

RUNNING BACKS J TAYLOR(69) L THOMAS(45)

RECEIVERS R BUSSEY(41) E HALL(52)

POWER RANK 4 6

FORECAST:

HEAD by 24

TIO PEPE (2-0) at BLUE HORSESHOE (0-2)

SERIES TIO PEPE HORSESHOE

SERIES LEADER HOR 5-3

SERIES STREAK HOR W1

LAST WEEK W (DD 149-132) L (JOC 95-163)

LAST GAME HOR 158-156 (17w10)

OFFENSE 337 PF 255 PF

DEFENSE 310 PA 324 PA

QUARTERBACKS S WERTS(60) D HASKINS(46)

RUNNING BACKS T WILLIAMS(49) K BENSON(23)

RECEIVERS B EDWARDS(34) M MANNIX(39)

POWER RANK 2 10

FORECAST:

TIO by 41

COCKTAILS (0-2) at DEMENTORS (0-2)

SERIES COCKTAILS DEMENTORS

SERIES LEADER COC 4-1

SERIES STREAK COC W2

LAST WEEK L (BOW 90-114) L (LOD 171-187)

LAST GAME COC 161-135 (17w11)

OFFENSE 229 PF 308 PF

DEFENSE 279 PA 329 PA

QUARTERBACKS D KING(65) K MURRAY(53)

RUNNING BACKS J HILL(36) P LAIRD(37)

RECEIVERS O JOHNSON(32) G DORTCH(42)

POWER RANK ur 9

FORECAST:

DEMENTORS by 39.5

LEGION of DOOM (2-0) at BOWDENATORS (2-0)

SERIES LOD BOWDENATORS

SERIES LEADER LOD 7-6

SERIES STREAK LOD W3

LAST WEEK W (DEM 187-171) W (COC 114-90)

LAST GAME LOD 167-133 (17w11)

OFFENSE 352 PF 256 PF

DEFENSE 310 PA 227 PA

QUARTERBACKS B PERKINS(56) M FINE(49)

RUNNING BACKS J WASHINGTON(57) Z MOSS(42)

RECEIVERS M GREEN(44) JJ A-WHITESIDE(48)

POWER RANK 1 5

FORECAST:

LEGION of DOOM by 48

REDSHIRTS (1-1) at AZUCAR (0-2)

SERIES REDSHIRTS AZUCAR

SERIES LEADER AZU 4-2

SERIES STREAK RED W2

LAST WEEK W (TOR 145-106) L (FUG 120-152)

LAST GAME RED 152-96 (17w9)

OFFENSE 266 PF 275 PF

DEFENSE 231 PA 241 PA

QUARTERBACKS M PERRY(51) B STOCKSTILL(37)

RUNNING BACKS J LARKIN(51) D SINGLETARY(25)

RECEIVERS G JENNINGS(45) N HARRY(41)

POWER RANK 8 ur

FORECAST:

AZUCAR by 4.5

FIRE UP the GRILL (2-0) at TORNADOES (1-1)

SERIES FIRE UP TORNADOES

SERIES LEADER FUG 2-0

SERIES STREAK FUG W2

LAST WEEK W (AZU 150-120) L (RED 106-145)

LAST GAME FUG 100-89 (17w9)

OFFENSE 275 PF 258 PF

DEFENSE 241 PA 276 PA

QUARTERBACKS D LOCK(58) E DUNGEY(64)

RUNNING BACKS S BROOKS(45) M WEBER(46)

RECEIVERS K TURPIN(25) L HUMPHREY(27)

POWER RANK 3 7

FORECAST:

FIRE UP by 8.5

MNMU week 2 preview

MNM UNIVERSITY XVII
WEEK 2 PREVIEW
DOOMSDAY (1-0) at TIO PEPE (1-0)

SERIES DOOMSDAY TIO PEPE

SERIES LEADER TIO 5-2

SERIES STREAK TIO W3

LAST WEEK W (HOR 161-160) W (JOC 188-178)

LAST GAME TIO 186-130(17w11)

OFFENSE 161 PF 188 PF

DEFENSE 160 PA 178 PA

QUARTERBACKS T MARSHALL 20 S WERTZ 35

RUNNING BACKS E BENJAMIN 26 T WILLIAMS 42

RECEIVERS E HALL 29 D SILLS 26

POWER RANK 2 1

FORECAST:

TIO has dominated this series recently. DOOMSDAY lost the last matchup by 50+. Can DOOMSDAY show up and hang with TIO this time around?

TIO PEPE by 27

BLUE HORSESHOE (0-1) at HEAD JOCKEY (0-1)

SERIES BLUE HORSESHOE HEAD JOCKEY

SERIES LEADER JOC 19-15

SERIES STREAK JOC W1

LAST WEEK L (DD 160-161) L (TIO 178-188)

LAST GAME JOC 183-115 (17w11)

OFFENSE 160 PF 178 PF

DEFENSE 161 PA 188 PA

QUARTERBACKS J HANSEN 35 T MCSORLEY 27

RUNNING BACKS K BENSON 19 J TAYLOR 26

RECEIVERS M MANNIS 31 A ISABELLA 32

POWER RANK 8 7

FORECAST:

The BIGGEST of rivals trying to get on the winning track here in week 2. Will N Texas lead the HEAD to victory over the HORSE? Look for the BLUE HORSE to give them all they can handle this week.

HEAD JOCKEY by 18

DEMENTORS (0-1) at LEGION of DOOM (1-0)

SERIES DEMENTORS LOD

SERIES LEADER DEM 18-15

SERIES STREAK LOD W4

LAST WEEK L (BOW 137-142) W (COC 165-139)

LAST GAME LOD 139-108 (17w9)

OFFENSE 137 PF 165 PF

DEFENSE 142 PA 139 PA

QUARTERBACKS B LEWERKE 19 B PERKINS 34

RUNNING BACKS P LAIRD 22 J WASHNGTON 22

RECEIVERS T BRADY 23 A GANDY-GOLDEN 23

POWER RANK 10 3

FORECAST:

DEMENTORS look to return to greatness and it would all start with a win over the Champion DOOM. The Doom do not seem to be slowing down though and they do enjoy kicking a man when he’s down.

LOD by 28

BOWDENATORS (1-0) at COCKTAILS (0-1)

SERIES BOWDENATORS COCKTAILS

SERIES LEADER EVEN 14-14

SERIES STREAK BOW W2

LAST WEEK W (DEM 142-137) L (LOD 139-165)

LAST GAME BOW 149-86 (17w9)

OFFENSE 142 PF 139 PF

DEFENSE 137 PA 165 PA

QUARTERBACKS M MCKENZIE 31 C EVANS 31

RUNNING BACKS Z MOSS 29 J HILL 20

RECEIVERS JJ A-WHITESIDE 42 O JOHNSON 27

POWER RANK 4 9

FORECAST:

The poor COCKTAILS were destroyed the last time these two met. Will the BOWDENATORS let up or are the COCKTAILS better this time around.

BOWDENATORS by 3

TORNADOES (1-0) at REDSHIRTS (0-1)

SERIES TORNADOES REDSHIRTS

SERIES LEADER RED 4-2

SERIES STREAK RED W4

LAST WEEK W (AZU 152-122) L (FUG 121-125)

LAST GAME RED 147-134 (17w10)

OFFENSE 152 PF 121 PF

DEFENSE 122 PA 125 PA

QUARTERBACKS E DUNGEY 38 M PERRY 20

RUNNING BACKS M WEBER 42 J LARKIN 28

RECEIVERS A ST.BROWN 17 G JENNINGS 17

POWER RANK 5 ur

FORECAST:

REDSHIRTS have dominated this matchup. Will they again or will the rejuvenated TORNADOES show enough to pick up 2 wins in a row.

TORNADOES by 31

AZUCAR (0-1) at FIRE UP the GRILL (1-0)

SERIES AZUCAR FIRE UP

SERIES LEADER AZU 2-0

SERIES STREAK AZU W2

LAST WEEK L (TOR 122-152) W (RED 125-121)

LAST GAME AZU 153-109 (17w10)

OFFENSE 122 PF 125 PF

DEFENSE 152 PA 121 PA

QUARTERBACKS J STIDHAM 14 W GRIER 29

RUNNING BACKS D SINGLETARY 14 S BROOKS 25

RECEIVERS N HARRY 26 K TURPIN 7

POWER RANK ur 6

FORECAST:

FIRE UP is fired up. They look to return to the playoffs this season under new management. Can AZUCAR rely on UF to get them into the WIN column this week.

FIRE UP by 3